Tuesday, September 28, 2010

My Chemical Romance Releases "Na Na Na" Lyrics Video

To ensure that all of us Crash-Queens and Motorbabies can sing along with all our might, My Chemical Romance has released a lyrics video for "Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)." The video features colorful desert relics from The Zones and clears up any confusion listeners may have had about the lyrics previously.

"Na Na Na..." is now available for download through iTunes.


Thursday, September 23, 2010

My Chemical Romance's "Na Na Na" Available Through iTunes September 28

According to a blog post on My Chemical Romance's official website, the band's first single from Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys, "Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)" will be made available through iTunes starting Tuesday, September 28 in the United States.



Download "Na Na Na..." now!

Upcoming My Chemical Romance Album to Protest Pre-Danger Days "Stasis"

My Chemical Romance frontman Gerard Way called in to Kerrang! Radio and explained the inspiration behind Danger Days: True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys.

Way says that what he loves about the bands upcoming album is that "there's not really a story to follow," a definite change for a band that is known for its concept albums.

"This record, you can just turn up really loud, and enjoy it in a different way. There's obviously meaning in every song and I'm speaking very directly to the listener, but there's no story to follow. The real story this time was the journey we took to create the album."

"It is definitely a record to listen to from start to finish, but I think it's one of those things that you'll find a favorite song kind of every other time you listen to it."

Regarding the band's drastic, colorful image change, Way said it was something the band had really wanted to do.

"If anything, it was a rebellion against how we used to look... If [this record] is rebelling against anything, it's rebelling against ourselves."

Way feels confident that fans will take the change well.

"I feel like the selves that we're rebelling against are the guys who went in to make that previous attempt. It wasn't the guys making ...Revenge, or the guys making ...Bullets... and ...Parade. We're basically gunning for these guys who had made this attempt at this 'rock record,' and what we ended up with, in my opinion, is something that is far more of a rock album in terms of its spirit. It does sound like a band that's free and rebelling against something."


My Chemical Romance post Full Tracklisting, Release date for 'Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys'

An update from My Chemical Romance's Frank Iero on the band's official website has revealed officially that Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys is set for release November 22.

The full tracklisting for the album is as follows:

1. Look Alive, Sunshine
2. Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)
3. Bulletproof Heart
5. Planetary (GO!)
6. The Only Hope For Me is You
7. Jet-Star and the Kobra Kid/Traffic Report
8. Party Poison
9. Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back
10. S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W
11. Summertime
13. The Kids From Yesterday
14. Goodnite, Dr. Death
15. Vampire Money


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance Talks Killjoys with 98.7 FM

My Chemical Romance rhythm guitarist Frank Iero called in to Los Angeles' 98.7 FM to hurriedly discuss the band's upcoming album, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys.

Iero reveals that "from what [he knows], the record will be out mid-November" and he's "pretty sure it's the 22nd," solidifying the date that has been circulating through various outlets but that has yet to be confirmed through the band's official website.

Iero also sheds some light on a prospective time in which the band will play shows Stateside; as, they are about to embark on their European tour

"As far as playing L.A., we would love to be here as soon as possible, but I think that might actually have to wait until November as well. We might be doing some sort of shows, maybe smaller or radio shows." Iero says he "has [his] fingers crossed" on an L.A. show before the end of the year.

Iero jokes that he is "contractually obligated" to say that the newest record is the best; however, he admits seriously that the album is a step in the best direction from the band's first attempt at it.

"If you're not 100% happy with a record, then you shouldn't put it out. And that's exactly what happened. I mean, we wrote a record, we finished it and we like, 'This is pretty good,' and everybody told us that it was really great, and then we listened to it and we were like, 'You know what? We can do better,'" Iero said.

"'Good enough' isn't good enough for us, is the thing. We went back into the studio, and we wrote a bunch more songs, and I truly feel like this is the best record we could have created right now."

You can now listen extended version of the interview 98.7 FM's website.


Check out "Na Na Na..." which premiered today!
My Chemical Romance - Na Na Na by Hypetrak

My Chemical Romance Premier, Discuss New Single, "Na Na Na..."

Today, both BBC Radio One and KROQ premiered My Chemical Romance's first single "Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)" from their upcoming album Danger Days: The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys with accompanying interviews in which band members briefly talked about the song and what it means to them and their upcoming album.

Vocalist Gerard Way explained to BBC that "Na Na Na..." is the song that changed everything for the band and motivated them to start over.

"Everything up to that point had felt like we had been in this kind of stasis, and as artist, stasis really equals death. It was so bad, the vibe wasn't good, and then "Na Na..." happened and all of the sudden there was this real, big intensity underneath us, and it was the momentum that we needed to dig deep and record another album. To me, the power of the song was how it propelled all of us, and that's kind of how we hope to propel everybody else."

"It took a little while to figure out who and what the band is, and kind of re-embrace that as apposed to turn our backs on it."

In reference to the upcoming album, Danger Days: True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (November 22), Gerard explains to KROQ that The Killjoys are "us, the fans, our friends, it's everybody that's important to us."

And their triumphant comeback? Way tells BBC, "We all kind of feel like we get to really start our lives again right now."

You can stream "Na Na Na..." right now!

My Chemical Romance - Na Na Na by Hypetrak

A heads-up: Be sure to listen to that stream; as, it plays at the intended audio quality. Rips from other outlets have blips in them and are lower quality.


Download the audio of the BBC One interview from the ever-splendid MCR Brasil.

UPDATE: Check out MCR's full KROQ interview:

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

My Chemical Romance to Premier New Single on KROQ and BBC Radio September 22

According to a tweet from D.J. Kat Corbett of well-known Los Angeles radio station KROQ FM, My Chemical Romance is set appear in studio tomorrow on her show at 11:30 a.m. PST to premier the first single from their upcoming Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys album.

You can stream KROQ live online.

EDIT: Twitter user @Yekith has found a method that will allow international fans to hear the show as well!

Announced by D.J. Zane Lowe via Twitter, the single is set to premier, alongside an interview with Gerard Way on BBC Radio just a half-hour before the KROQ premier!


Sunday, September 19, 2010

My Chemical Romance Announce European "World Contamination Tour"

An update of the tour section of My Chemical Romance's website has revealed a single show date to be played October 25 at Edinburgh, UK's Edinburgh Corn Exchange as a part of the band's upcoming European "World Contamination Tour.".

Tickets for that show go on sale September 24 at 9 A.M. (UK time, I assume) on GigsInScotland.Com.

Keep your eyes wide for more dates to be announced soon!

UPDATE (September 20 7:59 p.m. EST):

Six more dates have been announced spanning England, France, Germany and Netherlands.

Tickets for those will go on sale Friday, September 24 as well. Click on the city of your show of interest for more information.

Oct. 23 - HMV Apollo - London, UK
Oct. 24 - 02 Apollo - Manchester, UK
Oct. 25 - Edinburgh Corn Exchange - Edinburgh, UK
Oct. 30 - Melkweg - Amsterdam, NL
Nov. 1 - Cigale - Paris, France
Nov. 3 - Kesselhaus - Berlin, Germany
Nov. 4 - Gr√ľnspan - Hamburg, Germany
Nov. 5 - Visions Presents Show @ FZW - Dortmund, Germany


Friday, September 17, 2010

My Chemical Romance Premier OFFICIAL Album Trailer for

Look alive, sunshine. They're baaack, "louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny!"


MTV Confirms Rumored My Chemical Romance Album Title, Announces Producer Change

Reprise Records has confirmed to MTV.com that the previously-rumored and leaked album title for the upcoming MCR release, Danger Days: The True Lives of The Fabulous Killjoys, is -- indeed -- the final title of the album.

The article also announces that Brendan O'Brien who was announced as the album's producer in May of 2009, was replaced during their recording by Rob Cavallo, producer of MCR's previous album The Black Parade.

For anyone worried about a Killjoys-MCR connection, I made a post recently that demonstrates how the two are already connected.


My Chemical Romance Post More Mysterious Videos

A second strange video has appeared on the My Chemical Romance youtube channel.

The video, "ZONE SURVEILLANCE 1C," came with a tweet from the MCR-related Twitter character, Dr. Death Defying:

Oh man, when did this zone become the fuckin' Valley of the Draculoids?!

Those who have seen scans from September 30's issue of Rolling Stone will remember the masks those "Draculoids" are wearing as the one guitarist Frank Iero hides behind in the photograph accompanying an MCR article.

This video comes a little less than a week after the appearance of "ZONE SURVEILLANCE 1B."


Shortly after 1C was posted, 1D appeared:

Both videos are featured on the screen of the WKIL frequency on the Transmissions page of the My Chemical Romance Website!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

A Brief Word on My Blog and Premature MCR Information at this Juncture

I just wanted to take time to address this before I resume reporting as usual.

I am aware of several of the exciting happenings that have taken place in the My Chemical Romance world recently, but it is my personal choice, at this point, to not release unofficial information via this blog.

Lately, leakage has mingled with news and lines have been blurred. It's a bit hard to see what is fact, fiction, speculation or intentional information-spreading.

I unintentionally found out some things in a less-than-thrilling way recently when I would have preferred to have heard them through an exciting and information-rich official post from the band or the label.

Yes, Information is information any way you distribute it; however, in a writing world where "FIRST!," despite quality, often becomes "BEST!," I'm trying to sit back and enjoy all of this as it comes slowly. That, again, is my personal choice.

To avoid giving another waiting fan a thrill-killing experience like mine, I'm avoiding half-secrets and shushing where it isn't my place to tell them.

I will continue to post information that comes from publications with direct sources, from the band's official site and from reliable web sources per my discretion.

I just want to savor the anticipation jitters! Things are going to start falling together soon and this post will be ancient history, but I've gotten a lot of inquiries; so, I wanted to put this out there once and for all.

So, if you're among the ranks who want to wait for official postings, you can consider my blog a safezone. For those of you who aren't, very happy hunting; there's a lot to be found out there right now-- just not here. :]

"But look alive, keep your ears to the ground and your eyes bloodshot and open...there are signs everywhere and it will all make sense to you soon. Keep checking back for the shit to hit the fan."

-Frank Iero


Monday, September 13, 2010

My Chemical Romance Post Mysterious Teaser Video

A new video has been added to My Chemical Romance's Youtube channel.

The video, first posted by Dr. Death Defying, one of the mystery Twitter users associated with My Chemical Romance, then later by vocalist Gerard Way, is a mere 16 seconds long and shows a suited person in what appears to be a mouse-hybrid mascot-head wandering the same desert scenery that has been added to the band's official site and that has been described in recent tweets from the strange Twitter accounts.

What do you make of it?

If you're a proud MCRmy Soldier, Gerard has a mission: "How much can you boys and boys and girls blow this up- or do we have to lip-sync?"

Following the poor showing that was the VMAs, I feel this is certainly worth some blowing up! My raygun is fully charged, and I'm ready to take this as far as I can. Are you?


Tuesday, September 7, 2010

My Chemical Romance Website Returns with News, Desert Imagery and traces of Killjoys

After three confusion-stirring days of its morphing unexpectedly into a page displaying a television with various changeable channels, the My Chemical Romance website has returned to its old self with some minor changes.

A desert-scene backs a blog post, "To Kill a Demon Shark," from guitarist Frank Iero that announces the final limited-edition print of his ongoing series and the birth of his twin daughters, gives a better look at the MCR-designed Guitar Hero strap and warns us, as we have grown accustomed to being warned lately, to "look alive."

The print, titled "Satan Save The West Coast Cause God Wants Us Dead," displays a desert scene, possibly a more distant shot of the background image location, overlayed by the text "California 2019" and a white spider-- the one widely recognized as the logo for The True Lives of The Fabulous Killjoys, the comic series vocalist Gerard Way announced he was working on in July 2009 and said would not come out this year as he had previously planned.

The spider was also recently spotted on Way's painting, "Yellow," which was featured at Alternative Press' July art exhibit in Los Angeles. As Frank's post reveals, it is also on the guitar strap the band designed for Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock.

All the desert imagery aligns with the post-apocalyptic rants and raves of the My Chemical Romance Mystery Twitter Characters, who have been painting themselves into what appears to be a sand-filled dangerzone.

For those who enjoyed the mystery screen that occupied MyChemicalRomance[Dot]Com recently, you can still find the interactive television under a tab called "Transmissions."


PS: Completely by coincidence, as I was playing along with the characters, I posted this about a spider when I woke up. Strange.

Also, if you're interested in speculating with me, I've posted a "conspiracy theory" post about the spider.

Friday, September 3, 2010

My Chemical Romance Mystery Twitter Accounts

Shortly after the cryptic change of My Chemical Romance's website, a strange Twitter account called "Dr. Death Defying" appeared. It was followed by only NewsAGoGo and a friend of the band when it reached out mysteriously to one fan, who tipped everyone off. It was later followed (then subsequently unfollowed) by both Ray Toro and Frank Iero.

Things got weird. Here's how it's going down so far...

September 3, 2010

Dr. Death Defying: Look alive sunshine. Shits all fucked up in the zones.

Dr. Death Defying: Words are gasoline, motorbabies

Dr. Death Defying: @thankthevenom Look alive...

Dr. Death Defying: @thesnackfairy There are more pills produced in Battery City than grains of sand in Zone 4.


NewsAGoGo: complete blackout. generators on stand-by. noise outside. screaming. static. sounds like...like, robots dying...


Dr. Death Defying: @thatkkbitch Answer: Popping nitros near Wolfblood Beach will break more than your heart, it'll get you ghosted.


NewsAGoGo: generators online...stay tuned for live Zone coverage from our Zone reporter Agent Cherry Cola and remember...

NewsAGoGo: ...its gonna be a bright and sunny day!

NewsAGoGo: oops, sorry @AgentCherriCola, always forget its an i not y


Dr. Death Defying: The sun is setting over three miles of broken glass, and Im leaving you with a message from our finest motor army EXTERMINATE

DrDeathDefying: Massive/Awesome, Cold Dead Hands, and Mad Gear live at Fuck You House. Doors 18:30. Short shorts MANDATORY!!!


(Frank Iero: best job ever...and in my free time i get to play music with my friends. http://plixi.com/p/43138864)


Agent Cherri Cola: been eating sound-waves and living off frequencies for weeks now... look like a million bucks, who wants to date me?


Dr. Death Defying: Another one down in the 2.

Dr. Death Defying: Show's over for now. Dr. D, signing off.


September 4.

NewsAGoGo: Up and at'em boys and girls! Slip out of your cellophane sleep suits and let the IV's start dripping!

NewsAGoGo: Tune out to tune in!

NewsAGoGo: Todays broadcast is being brought to you by Battery Powered Exploding Sheep...Let the good times roll!


Dr. Death Defying: One hell of an alarm clock for Zone 3 starting our broadcast day. That was almost a triple earthquake.


Agent Cherri Cola: Mega Moon's Throttle bar...full of Wave-Head's...good thing I was at full power...when those guys pop, its just literally shit everywhere


Dr. Death Defying: @LosingMyGrip About to spin a rock block of awe and shock. So skip the static from the scarecrows, and stay nested. (in response to this)

Dr. Death Defying: Buried some TMGMK swag from last nights happening near the old whisky purification center. Good hunting!


September 5

NewsAGoGo: AM scans reporting the Stacks emitting green smoke. If the air starts smelling like limeade, EVACUATE AT ONCE!

NewsAGoGo: Other than the possible threat of poison air...its gonna be a bright and sunny day!

NewsAGoGo: Hold the phone! Incoming transmission...fragments...just vowels...possible love song...NO! Wait...

NewsAGoGo: Oh, the horror! Kilos of !*@#?DROIDS found dead late last night in the outskirts of 4. Warning sign or simple mass suicide? You decide


Agent Cherri Cola: Long night. Almost didnt wake up. Back on the hunt today. Keep smiling. Never look back.

Agent Cherri Cola: At Hyper-Thrusts. Got a case of dust mouth. All they had was clean water, that shits so 2015. Pumped off a few Slam Chasers and split.


ENTER Tommy Chow Mein

Tommy Chow Mein: Quit my old gig to SELL, SELL, SELL!

Tommy Chow Mein: This plot can be all yours for the low, low price of 27,697 c! Can't be beat! http://yfrog.com/0dg6lvj


NewsAGoGo: Urgent! Urgency! This was left outside in an unmarked package. http://yfrog.com/ncy09ej

NewsAGoGo: Also...is @TommyChowMein operating on all pistons? Or has he finally started a cycle? I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!!!

NewsAGoGo: hey, @agentcherricola you know what you're starting to sound like, right? Slaughtering, massacring are more ladylike than "pumping off"


Agent Cherri Cola: Hey @NewsAGoGo...FYW! Fuck Your World!


NewsAGoGo: We can all be monsters at the After Party


September 6

Tommy Chow Mein: Prime location in 3, minimal scorch! Great view of the park. Call to confirm!


Agent Cherri Cola: Remnant of the 2017 Pig Bomb. Carcass of a 6k pounder. Skin turned to leather under the sun. Made a good shelter for the night.


Dr. Death Defying: Spikes in static getting too hot around here. Time to pack up the lady and hop zones to somewhere a little more milkshake.


(Ray Toro: ? http://yfrog.com/1s4jrnj)


NewsAGoGo: ...please stand by...
(accompanied by new display picture and background image, which could be better explained by this.)


September 7

Agent Cherri Cola: Lather...rinse...repeat


Tommy Chow Mein: Don't call it a wasteland! 2 quadrants available. Tons of potential! (Not responsible for preexisting hotspots.) http://yfrog.com/j5bvfrj


(@MCRofficial announces site change)


Dr. Death Defying: White suits on the horizon, wind stinks of latex, and I'm low on batteries.
(New display picture)


September 8

Ray Toro: ? http://yfrog.com/11cv7mj


Agent Cherri Cola: Sun hasn't gone down for days now...everythings looking glossy and I'm beginning to taste like acid

Agent Cherri Cola: I think I just found Christmas...dead...on the side of the road


September 10

Agent Cherri Cola: Held up by a few former Sledge Hogs claiming to be the new X-Ray Council of 2...right...well, if they were, they aren't anymore


Ray Toro: 3:32:528
(Posted at roughly 5:10 p.m. EST)


NewsAGoGo: ...zzzzzzzzzzzttttttttt....

NewsAGoGo: and...we're back! (applause) Sorry folks, it seems someone slipped a Vice tab into the fruit punch that runs our mainframe.

NewsAGoGo: Urgent! Breaking news in 5...4...3...2...

NewsAGoGo: What was it again, we'll never find you? Here it is folks, our first glimpse. Agents! Go! http://yfrog.com/megloj
(Dr. Death Defying's jacket. Dr. D's profile: "You'll Never Find Me...")

"Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus has replaced America's "Horse With No Name" on the KLSK Transmissions frequency

WKIL, which had been getting clearer, plays new music and the American national anthem under static


Agent Cherri Cola: Its like prom night all over again, except this time I know where my date is...and he aint gonna dance with no one else tonight

Agent Cherri Cola: "now I don't hardly know her.but I think I could love her...well if she come walking over. Now I've been waitin' to show her..."

Agent Cherri Cola: "...my minds such a sweet thing.I wanna do everything.what a beautiful feeling..."

(From the song "Crimson and Clover")


Dr. Death Defying: Got clipped by @newsagogo, every agent you send is gonna end up dusted! Sand is about to go all red-like, thrill killers.


(At this point, I started ranting about being on #TeamDRDeathDefying as I had brought up in the #MCRchat even earlier, and many of my followers caught on. Soon, so did NewsAGoGo)


NewsAGoGo: Poll! Whose side are you on? @drdeathdefying #TEAMDRDEATHDEFYLING or @agentcherricola #TEAMAGENTCHERRICOLA


Dr. Death Defying: Here is a special request to kick off a certain zonerunners 30th time around the sun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRlh_UYDMGA&sns=tw


NewsAGoGo: It's literally neck and neck right now. Sorry, there is NO #teamnewsagogo>

NewsAGoGo: There is also no #teamTommyChowMein. We are even really sure why he exists.

NewsAGoGo: Aren't sure why he even exists...

NewsAGoGo: Urgent! 20180114191309191909151419120919200514201523110912


September 11

NewsAGoGo: The results are in! The answer is yes, "a" is a valid substitute for "er"...


Then, my life was made. Note that @MCRchat is the account I use to mod #MCRchat on Twitter.


Tommy Chow Mein: Why the fuck not?! Any takers? http://yfrog.com/j7spaij

Tommy Chow Mein: Probably not worth my time but WHO FUCKING CARES?!!! http://yfrog.com/bgs38rj

Tommy Chow Mein: Higher! Come on! Blow out your fucking savings like theres no tomorrow!


Agent Cherri Cola: sucking down straight diesel in sub-scorch gets me feeling all glossed out...like the first chick to show up at the orgy


ENTER Party Poison

Party Poison: 575.Okami-san grab the H-bomb- it's time to get LIVE. Give me blistas on my trigger-digits- give me too much MTV


NewsAGoGo: Brotha's and sista's! GET THE FUCK UP!!! @partypoison is LIVE!


NewsAGoGo: It's BLASTA night!


Party Poison: Vocoder voice. Brand new shields and it feels alright. Powder-brown from the knee down.

Party Poison: @NewsAGoGoLOL!THanks4THEEaDD!!

Party Poison: @DrDeathDefyinggive me MOAR


September 12

NewsAGoGo: Coming up later...A shocking new report on grammar and why we have better things to do than worry about it. Also, BLASTA results!


Party Poison: Abort video mission, there will be another day. Dog food dinner and transmissions instead, impromptu parties bust out like a rash.

Party Poison: repeat- no Video Mission Abstracts. Save the gasoline.
("No V.M.A.s" Rumor debunked)


Gerard Way: collect me all
Hilarious new background image

Gerard Way: @FuckPumpkinPie Not this year, buckaroo. Waiting for a bat-signal instead.
In response to VMA speculation


NewsAGoGo: While we add up high scores from last nights fiasco...http://j.mp/b0kZBn


Party Poison: @NewsAGoGo Trending artikill

Party Poison: Mess up my hair reel good, mask up, stay off the gridd.

Party Poison: @DrDeathDefying Whats my motivation? Give me sounds.

Party Poison: @FrankiesFear I'm a poster on your bedroom wall. I'm a red red rabies-baby.


Agent Cherri Cola: Feelin' juicy. Gonna go all polka dottie on @partypoison


Party Poison: Boogeymen- rash out. Max the high score and cash the sugar.

Party Poison: @ViennaKISS I'm the ticket that exploded.

Party Poison: @Love_mcr_ I've got too many faces and not enough mirrors.

Party Poison: @_nevertoolate I am ZEROPERCENT. And I'm YOU when I feel like it.

(I can tell this one is going to be a handful...)


Agent Cherri Cola: Drobe's all worn. Time to get birthday like. First some viral, low on cubes


Dr. Death Defying: This one goes out to @partypoison, hope the blind aint giving you too much static. Keep it simple. http://youtu.be/gFaZyHxQGYQ

Dr. Death Defying: @ThankTheVenom They grow them pretty clever in your Zone. You wouldn't happen to know how to fix rollerskates would you?
Ladyboy much? Note that Liam, ThankTheVenom, was the first user Dr. D reached out to, as well.


Tommy Chow Mein: chow, chow, chow...MEIN! I'm Radio-Active!


Party Poison: 575-go


Tommy Chow Mein: Just us insects. Office space! Light me up! http://yfrog.com/mwqp4pj


Party Poison: @GreenDayAngel Jack-paz. Easter eggs all around- someone went to class

Party Poison: @falconMCR Sarcasm is dead, as well as his sister, Irony.

Party Poison: @NewsAGoGo update please... need a four and double ones

Party Poison: @DrDeathDefying my hero


NewsAGoGo: Attn all Slinga's! Resurrection road, down for the count! Use alt rt!


Party Poison: @MonroeMCR Rebellion is teenage exploitation. The mohawk is the new shirt and tie. Don't wear the t-shirt- Its a trap.

Party Poison: @xtine92 Don't scramble the signal. Message crystal clear and unmodified.Tonight is a good night for breathing night-air.

Party Poison: @thatmcrmykid Evryone's got a past. Spelling, please.

Party Poison: @MrsDeathDefying All my 2nd life.

Party Poison: @xtine92 Make no apologies.


Dr. Death Defying: @PartyPoison Youre warming my coffee. Thought you and the rest of your box of crayons got X'd near Contemplation Lane.


NewsAGoGo: Brothas and sistas! Sons and daughters of nothing! Don't dot your I's! Fuck paragraphs and complete sentences! Don't let them control you!

NewsAGoGo: Here comes a blast off! Yes! Yes! Go, go, GO!

At this point, NewsAGoGo retweeted 16 very cries of anarchy including the word "fuck," Rayguns, dislike for authority, school-skipping and partying. As it was happening, the sensations was that of a loss of control for some and liberation for others: Loss of control on the more "teenagers scare the livin' shit outta me" side of things...

NewsAGoGo:Systems shutting down. Tomorrows forecast calls for a bright and sunny day!


Dr. Death Defying: I caught a case of vma once during the helium wars- this is way scarier. Stay inside dust angels- http://youtu.be/ixAq6dWnh1I

Gerard Way: http://youtu.be/ixAq6dWnh1I
(same video)


Party Poison: been spotted- ben afleck

Party Poison: ben alfleck is an illness, not a person

Party Poison: @Vivi_Venom terminal- terminally gorgeous, Gigli

Party Poison: @TickTockBang I'm not dead- your interweb is dead

Party Poison: @DeOkIe Kinda awesome

Party Poison: @JulesOHara Matt Damon is my favorite goddamned actor in the whole world

(After this, Poison continued to rant about actors, especially Jennifer Aniston)


Gerard Way: How much can you boys and boys and girls blow this up- or do we have to lip-sync? http://youtu.be/ixAq6dWnh1I


September 13

Party Poison: delete. delete. delete.


Tommy Chow Mein: Swiped a few incomings at yesterdays drop off. Resale! Slightly used, completely serviceable!


Party Poison: Noise


Dr. Death Defying: @Serynzia Enjoy the ride, sunshines. Something tells me we'll all get there soon enough.


NewsAGoGo: Black is death. We draw our lines in color motha fucka. Turn the lights on quick before the fucking plug gets pulled.


Dr. Death Defying: Hey, @AgentCherriCola, thanks for finally giving back my RFYLCB tape. All is forgiven. This ones for you! http://youtu.be/bdVj0IMoDpA


NewsAGoGo: Burn the black! You all need to fucking shine tonight!


September 14

Agent Cherri Cola: playin' the newlywed game with my hands...all the hot mouths are about to get plastered


Dr. Death Defying: WKIL antenna almost fixed, can you hear me out there? Can you dig it?!

(WKIL is longer, The Star Spangled Banner more pronounced, in addition to the first, there is a new clear bit of MCR vocals. At the end, a voice says, "Look alive, sunshine.")

Dr. Death Defying: “@CaptainMaii: Time to do some motherfucking damage @DrDeathDefying http://tumblr.com/xa7iijbqh” -Your parents raised you right. -Dr. DD.


NewsAGoGo: Rise and shine you tender little go-go babies! Starting morning scans...

NewsAGoGo: Reporting a slight disturbance. Interior of 2. Could be nothing. Supastars! Look into it http://yfrog.com/mttrpbj

NewsAGoGo: Scratch that, @partypoison & @agentcherricola you've just been invited to a dance slave party by this guy! http://yfrog.com/m9vv5xj


Tommy Chow Mein: Its the fuckingTommy Chow Mein room key! Blow up my beeper! http://yfrog.com/73a46vj


Agent Cherri Cola: turn me up and inside out. lookin for internals. my hairs starting to feel like holiday sauce
(New background image: "suga")


September 15

Party Poison: Set phasers to FUN


I've posted my first written speculative theory regarding the spider if anyone would like to read it.


Agent Cherri Cola: gimme more THREATS gimme more VOLTAGE

Agent Cherri Cola: gimme more SYMPTOMS gimme more DANGER gimme more LIVES

Agent Cherri Cola: @drdeathdefying turn up the disease. we're dialed in.


September 16, 2010

NewsAGoGo: Oh, now that's interesting. It appears that zone 3 has disappeared. Looking into it now.


Agent Cherri Cola: I make xanex nervous. Give morphine the shakes


Dr. Death Defying: @TommyChowMein It's almost time, we'll need Zaps, batteries, plasma, sharp sticks, and napkins.

Dr. Death Defying: Its quiet out there. Heres a late night jam for all of you searching for a place to hide. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIxgHu5U1v4&sns=tw


September 17

Dr. Death Defying: Oh man, when did this zone become the fuckin' Valley of the Draculoids?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyd5lAvjVAM&sns=tw


Party Poison: @AgentCherriCola Give me the high-sign, motherbox

Party Poison: Count to zero- I think I hear an engine running


Agent Cherri Cola: @PartyPoison I fast-fwd'd zone 3. Bringing it back in a few clips covered in blitz and razz. Keep an ear to the ground


Dr. Death Defying: Skate your darling little heart out Ladyboy, we need the signal! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XYliMlnkB8&sns=tw



NewsAGoGo: 5...4...3...2...

NewsAGoGo: Here we Go! http://j.mp/31Oe8N


Agent Cherri Cola: And here we go... http://j.mp/31Oe8N


Tommy Chow Mein: Go! http://j.mp/31Oe8N


Dr. Death Defying: Killjoys, make some noise... http://mychemicalromance.com


NewsAGoGo: Did you fucking hear me?!!! Its the goddamn Killjoys! http://www.mychemicalromance.com/


Party Poison: Hard to see. With other peoples. Blood in eyes.


NewsAGoGo: Activating @DJHotCHIMPActivating @DJHotCHIMP



DJ Hot CHIMP: Comin' at you live. Jerry Seinfeld OVERDRIVE. White kicks and light blue jeans. Sleep disorder on the AM


September 18

Gerard Way: Shiny: reclaimed adj. Something awesome, solid. "That new raygun you got off that ghosted drac is fucking SHINY".

Gerard Way: Motorbabies: n,kids on the run, children of the carburetor. Survivors, with ammunition and a love for speed.


Party Poison: Magic knife. Wait by the window. Sharper still.

Party Poison: TMGMK was a blast last night


Gerard Way: Ammunition http://yfrog.com/eq4q3oj
Art is the weapon

September 19

DJ Hot CHIMP: To all my bitch-bots waitin' for their tape to end. Turn up the atomic in your speakers, ladies. Ill keep you alive tonight


September 20

Dr. Death Defying: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFZ2X6hrk6o&sns=tw


Party Poison: @DJHotCHIMP hot chimp- kick it!


DJ Hot CHIMP: Heavy rotation. Overweight on the airwaves.


NewsAGoGo: Meters running HOT tonight. Mad cow disease in the gardens.Suggestion! Stay close to loved ones.

September 25

Dr .Death Defying: Caught a case of the shiver shakes after losing mayonnaise roulette. Big thanks to @partypoison for the Chicken Soup pills...

Dr. Death Defying: ...This ones for you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOBsMssUg8M&sns=tw


September 26

Party Poison: @NewsAGoGo so quiet in the zones- eerily quiet


NewsAGoGo: No traffic today! Feel free to take your kids on the highway. Just make sure they have on vapor filters and it's your WORLD!

NewsAGoGo: Got word from @patrypoison ...always good. @cherricola last spotted carrying a group of small children out of 5.

NewsAGoGo: Let's hope he didn't overdose and end up in a caffeine vortex again. The future of carbonation and high fructose is in your hands, folks.

NewsAGoGo: Trannnssssssmisssssionnn @drrrrrrrdeeeeethdddeeefyinggggg HELPppllLLLppp!!!,.,


September 27

NewsAGoGo: The following statement is being brought to you by Power Pup. http://yfrog.com/jtmobij

NewsAGoGo: Power Pup. All rights reserved. Any violation will result in alteration, dislocation, and relocation.

NewsAGoGo: This station is no longer operational. Have a BETTER day.


DJ Hot CHIMP: RIP @newsagogo This one goes out to you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb2NW3QfonI


Agent Cherri Cola: My god... @newsagogo down. They're in the zones. @partypoison @drdeathdefying @djhotchimp don't let them find you alive


Tommy Chow Mein: About to get my hands on some used television equipment! Anyone interested, stay tuned!


Agent Cherri Cola: Had enough. On overdrive. Heading into the heart of Battery City. Fist first. Taking out anyone in my way. FYW! Fuck Your World!


DJ Hot CHIMP: Fist first MOTHER FUCKER! This one goes out to you @agentcherricola http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiBgKqdqJaA


Dr. Death Defying: We were too late to save @newsagogo. All I can do now is play them a song... http://youtu.be/Ou7P0QX25IY

Dr. Death Defying: .@AgentCherriCola Thats suicide man, it'll be the Battle of Utah all over again! This ones for you, Good luck! http://youtu.be/fIP0TxIb8zg


Agent Cherri Cola: Entering 4. Body count at 17.


DJ Hot CHIMP: @agentcherricola http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIttcVtlqMI


Tommy Chow Mein: As promised! Broadcasting equipment, monitors, scanning devices. It all must go! Quick, this place reeks of sin. http://yfrog.com/cbvz0aj


Party Poison: @AgentCherriCola I have your back, and your front dear sir


Dr. Death Defying: To spread the message you've got to know the words, motorbabies. http://youtu.be/Zm8xIo_2Aok


October 3

Dr. Death Defying: Here's a Sunday jam for whoever's left out there, Ain't It Fun, baby. http://youtu.be/uD86JX59xbs


October 11

Dr. Death Defying: Shifting through zones more and more these days, to my new neighbors I say, "Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong".

Dr. Death Defying: Seems like theyre making some kind of big Brand Land production of our story, Show Pony is thrilled... http://tinyurl.com/33z4q9a


Agent Cherri Cola: ...and there were tiny little cellophane birds singing me to sleep. tickling my earlobes. i can still hear them...

Agent Cherri Cola: "tut tut, looks like rain!"

Agent Cherri Cola: No wait...it's hail. But weirder.

Agent Cherri Cola: It's eyes.actual eyeballs falling from the sky. filled with children's dreams and mountain lion blood


October 12

Agent Cherri Cola: Rough night. Arm in sling. Drac scalp for face mask. Body count at 73

Agent Cherri Cola: Preferred murder method. Ripping out assholes. Gloveless. Watch as the internals slowly slide out like melting ice cream


October 14

Dr. Death Defying: You can't win'em all, Killjoys. The only question is, what are we going to do about it? http://on.mtv.com/9CGJdQ


Agent Cherri Cola: Suggestion for anyone in my way. Lather. Rinse. Retreat.


October 17

Agent Cherri Cola: The next book in my post-erotic fiction series will have to wait. Left 3 littered with corpses. Body count at 187

Agent Cherri Cola: Low on power. Need to lose the arm. Gotta dig a hole to bury it in first. Kills the scent.


October 18

New account: Transmissions19 appears after the Transmissions page turns into a puzzle that eventually leads to a "secret page." Have fun Killjoys!

Transmissions19: Transmitting... Stability At 50%


October 19

Dr.Death Defying: All you tech-brains and microchips out there...keep an eye on your transmission modules, I hear they're real easy to hack up.
Hint, Hint...


October 29

Agent Cherri Cola: Outskirts of the Battery. Us -1arm. Them -239 bodies.

Agent Cherri Cola: No power left. The Battery is black tonight. I need a favor from all of you...

Agent Cherri Cola: I need vision. If anyone is alive out there, I need you to light my way tonight. Turn them on. Burn them bright. For @newsagogo !

Agent Cherri Cola: Hold'em up! Burn a hole in the sky! Going in! Keep smiling.


DJ Hot CHIMP: Godspeed @agentcherricola



ENTER: @GaryLevko

Gary Levko: Logging in. Day 1. Standard Services department.


Agent Cherri Cola: This person is no longer operational. However, we would like to welcome @garylevko to our Standard Services department. Have a better day.


ENTER: @BobFillmore (followed by Gary Levko. First tweet was from October 18!)

Bob Fillmore: Logging in. Day 1 at the Standard Services department.


NewsAGoGo: We woke up! They were dragging someone in. We got out. Who's out there still?

NewsAGoGo: HO-LY!! @agentcherricola ? Dont tell me! @garylevko is that you? Wake Up!!!


November 4

NewsAGoGo: Reports of a...BULLET WAR?! Didn't you hear?! Shells went out with coffins. Laser death turns bodies into satellites. Orbit mother fucka!


Gary Levko: File. Stamp. Smile.


Bob Fillmore: @GaryLevko have you seen the specs on the new filtering tubes? Quite good. Cafeteria lunch in 6.


Gary Levko: yes. Consumers will be pleased. Cafeteria in 8. Possible 2 minute overdraft of section 381.764D

Gary Levko: Suitable refueling. I only required half of a can today. Sustained for rest of the day. @BobFillmore regulate your intake, chair scales


November 7

NewsAGoGo: Shake off the glory. Get with the zones. http://yfrog.com/55mpcdj


Party Poison: @NewsAGoGo glory is boolshit! Violate! Violate!

Party Poison: @flashmaster15 fuuuuuck your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace


NewsAGoGo: ADD! Clearing murder channel 7 for @partypoison Go Negative! http://yfrog.com/goa1abj

NewsAGoGo: Great article w/ @drdeathdefying and @partypoison in next months SHINY. On stands 7/15/2019. http://yfrog.com/n0ehdgj

NewsAGoGo: Today's broadcasts are transmitting via the orbiting remains of the 2013 cast of Annie Get Your Gun.


November 10

Dr. Death Defying: Been gone too long. Levels gonna pop to max next week, Neo Pasadena is about to E-X-P-L-O-D-E!


November 12

Dr. Death Defying: Individual Software Update 4.2 just nerfed Super Violator's power levels. What am I supposed to do, sunburn people to death?


Gary Levko: Zone Intruder spotted. 1138th St. Tunnel. Expression Analyzed. : SMOLDERING http://twitpic.com/368pzd


Bob Fillmore: Uh oh, @garylevko Just finished an advanced CG render of suspects identity. We may be in trouble here. http://twitpic.com/368sai


Dr. Death Defying: Wonderful, as if going jacket shopping with Show Pony wasn't thrilling enough...looks like tonight's broadcast is getting delayed.

Dr. Death Defying: Hey @partypoison Watch your seatwarmer out there. Intercepted messages from @garylevko and some jerk named @bobfillmore Theyre on to you.


Bob Fillmore: Photo Data received of second subject. No response from checkpoint. PERSONAL NOTE: Buy an eyepatch, very dashin http://twitpic.com/36c0if


Gary Levko: -BL/ind system over-ride- Warning :) to intruders. Evacuate premise :) at once. Floors 1-3 prepare :) inflammatory's. This is not a request


Tommy Chow Mein: Remember what calories were like?! 2 unopened boxes. Put gastric bypass surgery back on your Xmas list this year! http://yfrog.com/5f7wsjj


Gary Levko: BLI Parking Violation detected. http://yfrog.com/2qx4rj


Bob Fillmore: Positive Identification: Kobra Kid. Chance of AM 05:30 MCS meeting cancellation: 87% http://twitpic.com/36dfxt


Gary Levko XXXXxxXXXXXXxX35467XxxxxxxXXhttp://twitpic.com/36dh63Xxxxx3564xXXXXX


Bob Fillmore: PRIV4TE MESSA5Ex: Hey, @garylevko ...I'm hiding by the snack machine on lvl 4. It's been damaged, there's free protein everywhere!


Dr. Death Defying: Your eardrums are my diary tonight Motorbabies. Too much stress, my knee is soured up, had THAT dream again: http://youtu.be/7UevBVGMap4


November 14

NewsAGoGo: source from deep within the Battery reporting a new ban on "looking to the east" while electric backdrops are being installed on city limits

NewsAGoGo: Yet another attempt to censor our existence. Hoping to have an update on securing our top secret super weapon soon. Pop!


Tommy Chow Mein: Who wants to buy zone 3?!!!


NewsAGoGo: Please support our local sponsors http://yfrog.com/mhwomtj

NewsAGoGo: Reports of people coming down with Old Bay seasoning in zone 5. Masks down to prevent outbreak. Pop!


D.J. Hot Chimp: Vacation bound. Lost and found. Lets all wish Bingo a happy birthday. See you soon! http://j.mp/cQ5GlH


November 16

Dr. Death Defying: Setup almost golden, testing "borrowed" satellite up link now: http://youtu.be/WIzFBvsUZvA

Dr. Death Defying: Show Pony...We're Needed!

Dr. Death Defying: Filling my canteen, SP's setting up the cam...who could possibly be knocking on the bunker door right now?

Dr. Death Defying: Oh for fucXxxxx#$^^^^^^...03848@#$%^%&&%$#$%!$^&$#@$444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444434q4wrwrfggg

Dr. Death Defying: Goddamn Draculoids, my lucky shades are K.I.A...but the show must go on...

Dr. Death Defying: I have got for you, some brand new tunes and a whole lotta fun...beginning our broadcast day in 3...2...1...

Dr. Death Defying: We're on the air, straight from the lair! Listening to Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys! http://tinyurl.com/286tefj
(Note: The video has since been reviewed, but here is a transcript of Dr. Death Defying's commentary!)


Tommy Chow Mein: Invest in murder this holiday season with a special deal on my Puritan Blaster 5000 and blow all your careers away!


November 18

Dr. Death Defying: These jokers are asking 15k carbons for an Individual...I just inherit them from ghosted Dracs! http://betterlivingindustries.jp/

Dr. Death Defying: Lotta bad road out of Battery City today...but save your salt, motorbabies. Killjoys never die. http://www.mychemicalromance.com/splash/


Skipping ahead a bit because the tweets of April 26-28, 2011 got a little wild. Will go back to insert the in-between posts.


April 26, 2011

Gary Levko: Thing bot Lucy < votz obscene


April 28, 2011

NewsAGoGo: Smoke. Horizon truncated. 37% chance of preteen. [IMAGE]

Configuring... [IMAGE]

NewsAGoGo: High risk of Machiavelli syndrome today. Mouth breathers steady.

Incoming. Data stream results inconclusive at this time. Stay alert. [IMAGE] [IMAGE]


Tommy Chow Mein: Slightly worn shoes! Crisp. Mild sent of dead. Page me! [IMAGE]
NOTE: Prior to this tweet, someone had accidentally signed in to and sent it from the Agent Cherri Cola account


Hot mouse. [IMAGE]


May 1, 2011

Dr. Death Defying: @DJHotCHIMP That's some good eatin'


May 6, 2011

Dr. Death Defying: When I was eleven, and karate was young... http://youtu.be/gf-LJQuGc5o
NOTE: "Black Dragon Fighting Society


May 16, 2011: The Return of Agent Cherri Cola!

DJ Hot CHIMP: @DrDeathDefying Brittany Spears on line 1 for you...something about getting that dinner and movie you promised her
NewsAGoGo: Wait...are we still here? What does it all mean?!
Agent Cherri Cola: •••••• password invalid

Agent Cherri Cola: ••••••• password invalid

Agent Cherri Cola: ••••••• password invalid {For further information on how to access this account please contact God}


May 17, 2011

Agent Cherri Cola: Heh, god.
New Twitter Picture


May 25, 2011

Tommy Chow Mein: $$$$$$$!!! http://t.co/1Q1yh3f

Tommy Chow Mein: @PoisonAndFire I'm the ice cream man
Editor's note: THAT'S ME!!

Tommy Chow Mein: @lookaliveSARAH jealously won't save your life when the sun explodes.

Tommy Chow Mein: You all want @'s? Can't sell those. Contest! Best 2019 pick up lines gets @'s. Go!
Agent Cherri Cola: @TommyChowMein are those your pincers or are you just happy to see me?

Tommy Chow Mein: #2019pickuplines @dlwendel
(Note: there were several like this. TCM @-mentioned the people with the best pickup lines)

Tommy Chow Mein: @AgentMtDew you'll never survive with that attitude. You're as good as dusted

Tommy Chow Mein: @AgentMtDew sure http://yfrog.com/gzqgyvkj
(Note: That became Shaun Simon's twitter profile picture. [Screenshot])

May 26, 2011
NewsAGoGo: Getting word of @TommyChowMein 's #2019pickuplines Just a heads up, he's not the type of guy you wanna bring home to meet your patents

May 27, 2011

Tommy Chow Mein: #2019 spoiler alert- you're all dead

Many Gaps to be filled here!

October 16, 2011
DJ Hot Chimp: H-O-T

October 19, 2011

RT @PoisonAndFire RT @DJHotCHIMP: H-O-T
(Note: That is me the account retweeted! This came out of nowhere!)

DJ Hot Chimp: @PoisonAndFire gimme something HOT to fire off!

DJ Hot Chimp: come watch @PoisonAndFire and I explode Drac's in Zone 2 pic.twitter.com/Dd5u7DMB

DJ Hot Chimp: Just gonna blow some shit up, maybe go for hot fudge sundae's after

Tommy Chow Mein: I have a feeling I'm gonna have some fresh CHIMP meat tomorrow!

Tommy Chow Mein: CHOW. CHOW. CHOW.

Tommy Chow Mein: CHIMP CHOW MEIN!

NewsAGoGo: Hey, @lynokelly brought up a great point. Halloween in the Zones!!! Go take some Halloween Zone pics and plaster twitter with them!

NewsAGoGo: #KilljoysHalloween

Agent Cherri Cola: #KilljoysHalloween

Agent Cherri Cola: @DesertFlare ZoneWEED!

Agent Cherri Cola: . ZoneWEED. Off the grid.

Agent Cherri Cola: @chemicallypanic we dress up like you

Agent Cherri Cola: Butter battered

Agent Cherri Cola: ZoneWEED. #KilljoysHalloween

October 31, 2011
Dr. Death Defying: ...What a horrible night to have a curse...youtu.be/NqRdqw0VDXw

Dr. Death Defying: Draculoids lifted our pumpkin, Pony is crushed. This one goes out to any burner who carves me a Drac O' Lantern! youtu.be/MVpUbBx-Ybk

January 17, 2012
Tommy Chow Mein: Oh, hey

March 27, 2012
[possibly related?]

Shaun Simon: pic.twitter.com/mqPHwenk

Shaun Simon: Ok. That's soo not panel 4 of page 1 of the issue 3 script. Trust me, it's better then that.

March 28, 2012
Agent Cherri Cola: the sounds...it sounds like, like.........

Agent Cherri Cola: Like existence

Agent Cherri Cola: Like motorbikes laced with speed...engines running on pure consciousness

Agent Cherri Cola: Phantoms singing through dead channels


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